Merry Clitmas Card

This 5x5 inch festive masterpiece is the perfect blend of chaos, cheer, and righteous anatomy education. Each one is hand printed and individually hand-coloured, meaning no two are exactly alike — just like clitorises and Christmas trauma.

Featuring a cheeky cartoon and a message that’s equal parts festive and feminist, this card is ideal for:

✨ Friends with dark humour

✨ Partners who appreciate equality and innuendo

✨ Anyone still outraged that the clitoris wasn’t properly mapped until embarrassingly recently

It’s silly, celebratory, and guaranteed to start some sort of conversation — possibly at the dinner table, definitely over prosecco.

Send joy.

Send laughter.

Send Merry Clitmas.