Meet the (Feral)Team
🐰 MEET BUNNY: FIRED UP & FERAL (GLAZE GREMLIN)
Alignment: Chaotic feral (with glitter)
Role at FUAF: Glaze witch / colour menace / teaching addict
Favourite insult: "You absolute wet sock"
(Usually followed by immediate, aggressive encouragement)
Most likely to:
- lose all sense of time and re-emerge 6 hours later covered in slip
- buy every pottery tool "just in case"
- start a glaze test that becomes 47 glaze tests
- convince you to try something you absolutely weren't planning on doing
Least likely to:
- know what time it is
- stop at "just one more"
- filter a single thought before it exits her mouth
- keep a surface clean for more than 12 seconds
Signature move:
✨ Turning "I'll just try this" into a full creative spiral
✨ Creating colour combos that should not work (but absolutely do)
Special interests (loudly):
🎨 Bright colours. The brighter the better. No such thing as "too much"
🧪 Glazes. All of them. Immediately.
🐱 Campaigning for a studio cat (ongoing battle. currently losing)
Weaknesses:
- New glaze colours (zero restraint)
- A "quick idea"
- Being told "you probably shouldn't…"
Passive ability:
+15 to chaotic creativity
-10 to time awareness
+5 to enabling everyone else's bad (excellent) ideas
Toxic trait:
Will absolutely encourage your nonsense and then join in
Final warning:
Not suitable for children, polite society, or anyone hoping for a calm, sensible pottery session.
Approach with snacks, curiosity, and no expectations of finishing on time.
🔥 MEET CARO: FIRED UP & FERAL (METAL EDITION)
Alignment: Chaotic organised (yes, both. no, don't question it)
Role at FUAF: Fire gremlin / tool hoarder / studio mum
Favourite insult: "Embarrassing behaviour, honestly"
(Delivered with devastating calm)
Most likely to:
- start 17 projects at once and finish them… eventually… probably… don't rush her
- buy a tool immediately because "we might need it"
- lose that tool within 48 hours
- teach you something you didn't ask for but absolutely needed
Least likely to:
- leave things where she found them
- let Bunny spiral unchecked
- not have a cup of tea within arm's reach
Signature move:
✨ Weekly full studio reset (no one asked, everyone benefits)
✨ Turning chaos into order while creating new chaos elsewhere
Special interests (against your will):
🔥 Metal. Fire. Heat. More fire.
📣 Educating the masses (whether they're ready or not)
🫖 Tea. Industrial quantities. Possibly medically concerning
Weaknesses:
- Shiny tools she does not need
- A "quick tidy" that becomes a full reorganisation
- Loving people a bit too much (including absolute menaces)
Passive ability:
+10 to keeping everyone in line
-5 to locating her own belongings
Toxic trait:
Genuinely believes she will use that tool one day
Final warning:
Will fix your problem, reorganise your life, hand you a cup of tea, and then absolutely roast you for the situation you got yourself into.
Approach with snacks and a willingness to learn.